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The Elements of F*cking Style


The truth about English is that it can get pretty boring. Dangling modifiers, gerunds, punctuation marks-it’s enough to make you want to drop out of high school. Swearing and sex on the other hand, well, these time-honored pastimes warm the cockles of our hearts. Now, The Elements of F*cking Style drags English grammar out of the ivory tower and into the gutter, injecting a dull subject with a much-needed dose of color. This book addresses everything from common questions (What the hell is a pronoun?) to philosophical conundrums (Does not using paragraphs or periods make my thesis read like it was written by a mental patient?). Other valuable sections include: -All I”ve got in this world are my sentences and my balls, and I don”t break “em for nobody -A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer-Words your bound to f*ck up One glance at your friend’s blog should tell you everything you need to know about the sorry state of the English language. This book gives you the tools you need to stop looking like an idiot on message boards and in interoffice memos. Grammar has never before been so much f*cking fun.

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For example, is anybody else fed up of reading the inflated claims of numerous Online marketers? Is it possible to make income on-line? Of course. Will this occur in a single day? My encounter is that it comes about gradually through steady work, dedication, and also a motivation to succeed. My journey and my good judgment is that blogging is actually like other enterprise pursuits, requiring time and effort in building customer relationships. The only real distinction is that the customers are usually on-line.

2) Be prepared to share your views that pertain to your area of interest. Good judgement is once more the key-word. As an illustration, it isnt related to share my political beliefs in a blog on running a blog, on the other hand, it really is related to let you know while not writing, I enjoy elevating individuals including Dr. Wayne Dyer, Jack Canfield, Eckhart Tolle, John Assaraf, Miguel Ruiz, and the inventory goes on. It is the principle of garbage in, garbage out in reverse. Constructive thoughts in, constructive thoughts out. I love that good things!

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In following these guidelines mentioned above, do not forget to supply your audience good amounts of useful information. Most of all, have fun, enjoy yourself while blogging to the bank.

Charlene Sheldon is a full time Blogger and Internet Marketer
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